- No. - Yes. Well, you can not add now.
- I can not. - Yes, you can.
Come on.
I can not now. We cleans up here.
We can clear up afterwards. Come on. Stand there.
- Mom, wake up! - Yes, I will.
- So. - Mom.
- I'm hungry. - Me too.
- No, you're not hungry yet. - Mom. I'm hungry.
I'm also hungry.
- Much? - Yes.
- What do you want then? - I think I want cornflakes.
You'll do that.
Good! No, you know what, I do that there will be bread for us today.
NO!
I have to vacuum here. Do not go there until I have vacuumed.
Look there, baby. Stand here. Jens, stand here beside Emma.
So. So are you standing there. Follow now.
Now they are gone. Now is the here. Look.
- Do you see? - Yes.
Marianne?
- Come on, then. - "Daddy, grain here."
"Come. And lie on the couch."
- You, huh...! - "Mom is not here."
"Why do you always clean up?"
Because you never do it.
Come on.
Okay, then we'll do what dad says. Clean, clean, clean!
Or maybe not. Come on.
Hĺkon? Stein writes: "Will you soon?"
There it is, yes.
- Take the whole there. - I take it that way.
- Yes. - Okay...
- have so nice. - Thanks.
- Have a good one. - Will you be next?
Do not know. It was so long ago I met him, so we'll see.
You! Before you go...
It was an evening in June.
- June. Yes. No, I gotta go. - Wait, wait!
Then the summer was like
most
she danced... Okay.
Well, kids, are you having? Emma, wake up! Are you in?
Jens ?
Where were you, Jens. Are you in?
What fine.
- I'm out and buy Thai food. - Lovely. I want number 25.
By the way - it was nice yesterday?
- Jättetrevligt. - Everything good Svein?
Yes, he was in top form. But he has become thick.
- Has not he always been fat? - Now he's really thick.
Okay, 25.
- Marianne? Hello. - Svein! Hello!
- It was a long time ago. Everything good? - Great. Is it good for yourself?
Great.
- You, you have gone down in weight? - Yes, I have started to train.
- I have jumped on the trend. - Wow, you look fantastic.
- Thanks. I've gone down 20 kilos. - Is it true? 20 kg?
Torunn and I train together. We go on the Weight Club.
It works great for me. Torunn has gone up a bit again.
- She thinks training is boring. - Yes, it is jättetrĺkigt.
I have to go. Health Hĺkan and say that we've got to have a beer soon. Bye!
- Svein! - Yes?
- What did you now anyway? - Health Hĺkon. It was so long ago.
Do you know that on every person on Earth goes a million ants?
Dolly Parton wrote "Jolene" and "I Will Always Love You" on the same day.
- Where was Svein and you last night? - On Tamara.
- Lot of people, right? - Yes, like that.
Emma, Jens, now is the food!
- Should not you be? - I eat late, I'm not hungry.
Did you know that Coca-Cola actually is green, but there are colored black?
- Spoon or chopsticks? - I want pegs.
So, now go to sleep soon.
We have to get better at to invite people here.
We had a party last Friday. One can see on TV. It does not happen anything.
- We can move to Moss. Or Sřgne. - Where nothing happens either.
Kristin and Truls was just here.
You can clean before inviting again.
But we have cleaned up. So then we can invite.
Yes, yes... Fun, fun, fun all the time.
I thought actually invite here Tiziana and Torunn next weekend.
- It was a long time ago. - You like the not Torunn.
- She's so Christian. - I always liked Torunn.
- Svein has become so gubbig. - And so thick.
Truls and Kristin are nice.
I'll call Torunn at a time. Otherwise it will never be done.
Wait a minute.
- You, do not. - What are you doing?
What are you really doing? Just say it.
- What? - I know you did not hit Svein.
- How do you know? - You should not ask questions now.
- Dad! I can not sleep! - I can take it.
You can stop scratching, Hĺkon. You know she sleeps.
- So. - Who is it?
- Who then? - Come on.
- One on... - On...?
- On... - An on...?
- On the accounting department. - One at the finance department?
Who then?
There are... Frida.
You mean Frida who bring vĺffeljärnet hemifrĺn-
- and do vĺfflor the office on Fridays?
We're talking about the same Frida now?
Yes. Vĺffel-Frida.
- Okay, now let's see here... - No, stop. I get it.
Come on, I get it. No!
- Stop messing up! - No! Put yourself, Hĺkon!
Just sit down! Just sit down! Come on!
Then be wise...
"Can not wait to meet you." Smiley.
I did not know that you used smileysar. Handsome.
Svein capitals answer... Yes, you have put in Frida Svein.
- Please, stop. I can not... - Svein capitals replies:
"Lock up and go in. I'm in the shower."
Smiley with like that foam minutes.
Have you got your own key?
Okay. And you reply:
"You do not get dressed up."
Smiley, smiley... smiley.
Three smileysar? Well, did you really looking forward to it.
Hangs key in your key ring?
Anyway, when you locked up with your own key and went inputs
- and she sat naked and waited at you and you took off you...
What I wonder now, Hĺkan , is about you thought about using a condom.
Condoms?
- Showered you before you got home? - I'm sorry.
I can be full of STDs. I may have HIV.
Well, we may have HIV, the whole gang. You may have infected your entire family.
With HIV! For that you have to fuck!
- The children do not have HIV. - There may have.
HIV is transmitted only through sexual intercourse!
Stop!
When and where have you fucked?
Once you have had time for it? Answer now.
- Now we stop. - No, now we start.
- I do not want. - Yes. Give me an answer then.
- I have a right to a good answer. - Why?
I have lived with you for 15 years! I have given birth to your children!
- Respond then, Hĺkon! - Okay! We have fucked everywhere!
At her best, at work, on and after work, everywhere - in the car!
In the forest. We think it is so nice to fuck out. So nice!
In the park here.
Behind the tree where we fucked. So, happy?
40,50, 100 times. I do not know. But it was good. Damn good!
So, it was good to hear? I'm sorry.
Yes, damn, I... We have not fucked here.
We have never fucked here. You've got to believe me.
I had never been able to do.
Go to hell, Hĺkon.
Bokhĺllerskan, as well? So fucking boring.
The boring is springy bed.
They're so strict and dreary at day-
- and becomes sprängkĺta and wild when the sun gone down.
It's true. Look at my sister. Pearl, fully buttoned blouse
- and the disgusting embarrassed, Christian smile.
Yes, she is with everyone. She is lethal.
She sings in Ten Sing. Soprano. She loves to lie.
Damn. "Hope it's break soon, for then I can get laid."
Fucking and biscuits, as well. Yikes!
There is coffee, cakes and fucking in the hooks.
Watch. Pulp tiny hole so he did not notice it until it is gone for a while.
There are good.
- I have been so thick. - Have you? Let's see.
- I'm going up one kilogram a week. - There will be 40 kg plus.
I will weigh over 100 kilos. Yikes!
The advantage is that he has that bad conscience allow you to do what you want.
You can go out four times a week.
You can require that Acne jacket.
Should I go around the jacket and forgive him?
Do I want him back?
You have two children together. It takes time, but everything will be all right.
- Do you believe it? - I know that. Everyone says so.
- Dress at you now, we'll just go. - Where's the father?
He went to work early today.
- Hey, guys. Ready? - Hey!
Hey on you.
Come on, then. You... So there.
- Mom said you gone to work. - I'll follow you, so hurry up now.
- Are you okay? - Good, yes.
Come on.
- Hello. Do not go now. - I'm going to work.
You can not go. We need to talk.
After you had fucked and came home to us, how did you feel then?
You were on good mood.
I'm sorry.
I'm so terribly sorry, Marianne.
I had just never thought that you could do something like that.
I'm sorry.
I always thought that if one of us would be cheating so it was me.
Yes, is not it? I'm not the type for that.
Was our relationship completely discarded?
No, I do not what. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
It is we, Hĺkon.
Should I make coffee for us?
- That You never do again. - No no.
But I thought that maybe it is best that we take a break.
A...?
- A pause. - A break?
- Are you 14 years or? - No, but I think it's best that way.
What?
- That we are moving apart. - No, it is not the best.
I would have done this completely different.
I just have not gotten to it.
So you go now?
You are not supposed to beg to get back your family?
Will not you kneel and ask to get me back?
You are not supposed to do that? Is it nothing to pray and fight for?
So you'll just walk out of here and home to your tioĺriga vĺffeltös?
It will certainly be damn good for you!
You will argue like hell!
I had never done it against you! I have always been Booyah against you!
When you are going to meet so you will not find, for you are so fucking old!
And your jacket is skitful!
Let's see what we get to the life necessities. Yes! A thousand dollars!
- Fuck scratched. - Amazing, Steinar!
- Marianne? What are you doing here? - I did not know it was the Turks tusk.
- So nice. We just won. - You've visited on...?
- Hey, Reidun and Steinar. - You look great.
She was not a pretty child.
- No, now you'll stop! - There is humor, Stumpan.
I have to go down. The children sleep in the car.
- You drove all the way from Oslo in the dark? - Yes.
I have to go down.
- I'll get them tomorrow. - Is there a knot on the line?
Yes, yes. Find not believe any nonsense now.
Fine balloon.
- Flipper. - Yes.
I do not want to be alone.
Before you know it, he is back.
Be very wary of screwing up Marianne's hopes.
- He might not come back. - Careful!
If I feel Hĺkon right so he imagined carefully.
Then I would not have been in the situation he is in now.
- Defending, you idiot? - No.
But to fill her with so much crap.
If he comes back it's a bonus.
Bonus Do you hear what you're saying? Now we stand completely on crosswise, huh?
Do you see it? Quite on the wrong side. Now you relax - first.
Then you turn all you can left. Left!
- Why you turn to the right? - You disturb me.
You can not separate on the right and left. What is right?
You got to think. You must be able to distinguish on the right and left in the traffic.
- Hello? - Dad!
- Hello. - Hey, Dad
- Is it disgusting to see me naked? - No. No.
- Is the new rules now? - Yes, on the way.
On three weeks? Damn.
Dad huh long, long time fucked another woman.
He has done it out at the climbing tree.
But he never made it here.
And therefore we have decided to separate us. Something like that?
Emma, Jens? Now there are goodies here!
- One, two, three, four. - Now it's Jens.
- Five. - One, two, three...
- You can not be taken for... - One, two, three...
- Emma and Jens, it is... - Hit now.
Before I bet Mom would and I tell anything for you.
Dad, beating then.
Yes... you know it's SL
- that some children have parents not living together...
Hell! It's okay.
Look at daddy. He has peed on him.
Kiss Daddy, kisspappa-
- You can take it. - Where are you? - I'll change my pants.
Sit with wet pants, so we make clear this.
- Yes, we do. - Dad will just dry up pussycat.
This goes so well. So.
What we want to tell you are-
- it will be little changes with us.
Okay?
Yes, my father is trying to say is that we should not live together anymore.
Why?
Mom and I have decided not to be a couple anymore.
I still live here in the apartment and father in another apartment.
No, it makes you not! You can not!
Emma? Emma.
Emma? Can not you come out? Please.
- That went well. Do not you think? - How do you think it went?
I think it went well.
We should probably try to continue to do things together.
- Because of the children. - Of course.
You! TV-collection is the one thing we've got to . So there we have to do.
Yes, of course. We do. Bye!
Yikes, what mess.
- So thin you have become. - All that differs magrar.
- Can not draw a line under it? - Dad think you are exaggerating.
- Do you mean it, Dad? - It's only a little adventure.
- Do you have a napkin? - Well, wait a minute. So there.
- So. Then you take the... - If you have more paper?
You'll just count sidosprĺng.
Is it so important?
Do you take part in Hĺkon now? What are you kind of parents?
- No, of course we support you. - There will be so much trouble.
- It's heavenly struligt to divorce. - And damn expensive.
Watch.
- You laughed when you were so high. - Right.
- I am a rascal. - Yes you are.
Where do you want this?
We can start here.
Many is Please,. They're in their money and just buy goodies.
- Should I call on? - Do it.
Hey, it's television collection.
We start at the top.
- There is one thing with Frida... - Do we have to take it now?
- Should not she get to meet the children? - Should they meet her?
- Maybe you too should meet her. - No, I will not.
Naha.
Frida's family cottage in Trysil. There they can learn about each other.
- There you are. Did you get anything? - Lite.
It's really heavy! You've got to take it, help me!
- You are strong. - We got lots of money.
We just need time to get used to, is not it?
- It's not so easy for me either. - You've bleached your teeth.
Mom!
One more time?
Another one?
He gets away so cheaply. Now he has got the cottage in Trysil.
He is completely broke now.
Should poor Hĺkon pay underhĺll?
Frida finance his life now. He puts everything at home.
- And the rest goes to Marianne. - It would only be taken otherwise.
- Why not turn the wipers? - How do I put them?
Do not know how to turn off the wipers?
- Have not you learned... - Please, let me go!
No...
You've got to actually turn around when backing up, does not it?
What is the problem? He's got a cottage in Trysil.
- You are totally irrational. - Am I?
This pallets, I do not. The car is too big, it does not fit.
Do not doubt, you're really good.
Relax and watch backwards. There is plenty of space. Come on.
Forsten up to mom!
- Hey! - Hey, mom.
- Hello! Have you had fun? - Yes, we have had a crappy fun.
Yum. Pulp sugar. Then we have a deciliter of flour. Take that, Emma.
What did you do in Trysil then?
- We had windows in the roof. - And you know what?
We played cards and I won all the time. We grilled hot dogs outside.
We had telescopes and looked at the stars.
- It was the best holiday. - Was it? World's best, huh?
- Actually super best. - It was fun.
And Frida is very kind. We have become great friends.
- I hope we can go there again. - Yes.
Jens !
Switch off! Go there to farrow down like this? Out, I can no more!
Out! I can no more now! It just... Get out now!
- It's just smudge. - You said we'd have a nice time!
Fan, huh.
Mom, Luke's head is Pers butt.
What do you say to something? Jens ! Oh my God...
Who has the worst? Luke Skywalker Postis Per?
- Postman Pat has a head butt. - "A head in the ass," you might say.
Now it gets nasty. Look away. I have to take him out of his mouth.
Do not do it, Mom!
Okay, Jens...
- You're welcome. - Yikes!
Write: "Congratulations birthday, grandmother."
"Big hug from Emma, Jens and Marianne."
Mom, look.
Who is there?
- Grandmother. - Is that grandma? Great, Jens.
Emma, help him beat it in. I'm in a hurry and need to change.
- Look out for cars now. - Hello.
Hey, hey. Frida. Nice.
- Marianne. - Nice to meet you.
- Bye. - Bye, kids.
- Will not you come? - No. See you, bye.
Why we saw it earlier? There are obvious. We have been stupid.
- Can you drink? - Yes, I do not feel bad anymore.
There are obvious. He is in a totally classic 40-ĺrskris.
How could we have missed it?
Give vĺffelkvinnan quarter past three, he's finished with her.
When the voltage is gone, what is left? None.
- I do not know. - No, but I know.
I read that the man's testosterone falls when he is over 40 years.
The father around blindly as necked chickens and chasing younger women.
I have read it. And I read anything else that is absolutely fascinating.
In a matter of weeks, men's shoulders shrink and it flows out at the center.
Then comes the fat and the thin shoulders, they look like Mĺrten GLS.
They become witches. Some'll ovaries and tits.
Not ovaries, but tits. Heavy tits.
- It'll not. - Well, some get their period.
- I've read it. - You do not.
It has happened with Aunt Hĺkon.
Aunt Hĺkon'll get your period. "Marianne! I'll borrow a tie from you."
There you had liked, huh? "The airy. I like that scrotum sweat."
- You'll have to share on the same binder package. - Stop. I think it's so disgusting.
He is disgusting.
"Can I borrow a tie from you?" From the bathroom...
You'll hide your bandages.
I'm sick craving on peanuts and spirits.
It annoys I PL
The worst thing I know is when pregnant women drink cheap wine.
And it is a kid inside.
- Mom, hey! - Emma!
- Mom! - Hi Emma!
- Mom! - Emma! Hello, my darling.
- What are you doing here? - Hello. - We bathe.
- Where is Hĺkon and Jens? - It's just us girls.
Frida and I have Bath Day.
- Emma has been so good at swimming. - You're much cleverer than the last.
Now we will drink hot chocolate. - Get, Frida. - Bye, mother!
Jake is only ten, but is 183 cm tall and weighs over 107 kilos.
- Hello? - Hello.
What happened here? Have you painted?
Or rearranged or...?
Cleaned? My God, what gloomy. I get a spooky feeling here.
Move. You're standing in the way. He should weigh themselves.
Shit! He has gone down 8.5 kg in three weeks. It's crap strong.
Cuddles you with salmon for dinner? Seafood broccoli?
There are hollandaise. You have done hollandaise from scratch, huh?
- What? - What's happening here?
What are you doing? Go here and eat organic crap like that?
- What should I do, do you? - You should turn off the television.
Go out on the town, checking handsome guys, stagger home
-spy behind a car and pee in the grass.
- Do not sit here and eat eco crap! - Okay!
You see nothing.
Do not you see how abnormal it is not get to meet her children?
There's a fucking pussy mediates in Helsfyri Gudrun Sjödén-clothes-
- and decides when I get to meet them.
182 days a year. That's what I get.
The rest of the days I'll sit here alone. And I do not want to be alone.
I do not want to be vacant from my children.
One week on and one week off. What is this shit?
- Sorry. - And then I do hollandaisesĺs!
Really, I'm sorry.
What happens to his little shit? How many kilos he has gone down?
- 8.5 kg in three weeks. - Oh my God. And yet he is so fat?
It is impressive.
- Hey, sunshine. - Hello.
Hope you're on Tinder.
YR?
Why do not we go out and get some beer?
I would talk to you about something.
Is not it time that I make me a bit of life down there?
Makes me a cannon shot in the rat.
That I'll invite me out for a filthy, disgusting, primitive way?
Yes! Now I was so happy!
I started to cry. I started to drool.
Amazing what a lot of people here today.
- Is the quiz night or what? - People go out on weekdays.
Oslo is the new Italy.
I have read it. I was out with Trude and them Wednesday.
Trude just sat and sulked.
She watched my bag and my drink when I danced.
No drugging even drink. Be glad if anybody does.
Come.
It's Johnny Logan.
Bravo!
Oh my God!
Okay, okay, okay.
Talk English. Johnny Be Good.
- Johnny was not ready. - I regret that I was not struck.
Point is only that you have been rubbed on.
All have not got a rub by Johnny Logan.
- Hello? - Hey!
- Buy me out? - Yes.
Frida has been selling his apartment now, so then we can buy you out.
You've not afford to buy me out.
We have not repaid a penny.
You wanted amortization charge for to buy unlimited takeaway.
If we had been keeping together in 20 years to had it not been anything problems.
- Not... - Have you finished with butter on the pasta?
It is unnecessary with all fat.
It's good for kids to have left his apartment.
No.
Naha. You got a better idea, then?
You are completely impossible to talk to. It is totally sick.
Stop Now, Steinar!
Hello -
What happens here?
- Where's the father? - No, he... he is well at home.
- Did you confuse it with Steinar? - Yes, up and up...
- You know dad about it? - Yes, he actually does it.
- So he does? Will you divorce? - No.
- No, then. - It's okay for him being here?
- Yes. - Okay you have together?
- Have you gone mad? - It may seem a little strange...
- It's very strange, Mom. - But it's fact.
I got up, otherwise cools steak.
Why did you really come here?
I need 1.5 million.
But, dear, sweet Marianne. We have borrowed the entire house.
In order to get a friendly pensioner and able to cuddle herein caravan.
Go south and...
Last fall there was a leak. It was expensive.
We can help you, but 1.5 million...
Frida buy me out. I'm not allowed to borrow more.
It's crap to go their separate ways.
It is expensive to live alone, especially in Oslo.
Here.
- No, Mom. - Yeah, be my guest. Buy something nice.
Now that you've gone down, you have gotten so nice figure. Pretty and nice.
Thanks.
- Bye. - Hello.
- You have lots of stuff in the box. - Yes.
- What is this? - It is Hĺkons arvsilver.
Hĺkons arvsilver? Your arvsilver, we say now.
You have a right to it. Yes, of course you have it.
Have you been through lĺdorna?
- Is it the kids who have done it? - No, Hĺkons niece.
- She goes on Steiner School. - I see well.
- The what? - It's nephew.
Is the family completely talentless?
Steiner Kids can not make ears!
1650 crowns a month for school and so will the home with it.
Give me a break.
- They were fine. It's Hadeland. - Is it good?
- Hadeland's great. Is it yours? - It's ours.
- We get the Hĺkons parents. - Then it's yours.
- I can not get it down. - Just pull as hard as you can.
I'll look for more silverware.
You, give me that.
There you go.
What do you Hĺkons suit?
Take the only clip. Do not be afraid.
Feel a little bigger. Do not be shy. Have confidence.
- So? - You destroy the well not.
He'll suddenly feel that dick hanging out.
This should be out by Christmas. Merry Christmas.
He has probably always there.
No, do not throw it.
Take a säkerhetshĺl like this.
So we attach it so. Then, attach it on the butt.
- Here behind? - Yes.
Cannon.
You do not have a cup with salt I can dip into?
- Are they not salty? - They taste sweet, I feel bad.
- I'll see what I can find. - Just something to dip in.
I think I need a screwdriver.
- A star or a flat? - Let's see... Take the star.
Thanks.
Dad, do you think it's okay Mom and Steinar are together?
Damn, what it is!
- No, I must have a flat. - Dad, can not you answer?
- Is it okay for you? - What?
Can they have it together without you care?
So, we have had it for 20 years. And so it is to be married.
What says Steinar's wife then?
She is light-footed. There, she has always been.
So it'll be a matter between them. Now I have a cup of coffee.
- Bodil! Do you have the coffee ready? - Yes, of course.
Now I understand nothing. Can I have it like that?
Now we are done with that. Okay? Now my coffee.
Thanks. Do you have something sweet with your coffee? I am craving at Danish pastries.
You have to understand that it is completed between Dad and me long ago.
We have chosen to stick together. We have the house, you and your caravan.
And Steinar. Do you share him too?
Do not confuse the cards now. We have great together.
- Yes, we have. - And so much humor.
- We're both a little kidding advantageous. - Yes, especially you.
You are not so stupid you either.
So. Did you see it?
Ten-meter gap in front of you, so there is nothing to rejoice.
I just need to ask you something.
Do you think it's okay to Vĺffelhjärta just move in?
It's just good to children can stay in the apartment.
With the new mom? Is it good?
No, it is not good, but sometimes it becomes so.
- Was it me? - No, idiot behind.
Are you completely crazy, or what? Hey! Hey!
Damn, he just stuck. People are crazy.
- Oh my God, as this looks. - And so trĺngt and damn.
If you think it's so terrible so you can just walk.
We've talked about it and undrar-
- if you and the kids want to move into with us in the basement apartment.
Mom has scrubbed and vacuumed. Apartment has become so brazen.
With time, you get a small house and a small trädgĺrdsplätt.
And carport. It is impossible to park in town.
- I do not want to move back to Moss. - Thinking only of yourself?
Will the children grow up in the closet here?
Have you forgotten that children have a father who lives here in town?
You listen too much on teachers. They vote on all socialists.
They must at all costs forcing the children to the father.
Mother instinct is larger. Not true? It is nature.
We'll just clear up this little so it will be great.
Here's our tomato. Now it pasta bolognese for dinner.
Do not you think it will be fine? When we got cleared up a bit here.
And put our things in place.
Here is your room. It will be fine here when we just get cleaned up a little.
You'll have so clear a respective new bed. Emma? Emma?
Emma, what do you do now?
- You... - I want to go home.
- You're home. - I do not think it is fine here.
- Of course you'll be here. It's nice. - Nice to have them here.
- Where is Hĺkon? - On the way home.
Jens ?
- What is it? - I want to sleep in my own bed.
- You can sleep in my bed. - No, I want to sleep here.
It's fine. He can stay if he wants.
In the morning you can be with mom, huh?
Take it off.
Bye.
Bye, Marianne. We'll see.
Hello -
Marianne, wait. What are you doing here?
Dad!
- Ready? - Yes.
- Here's. - One, two, three.
Did you know that "Staying Alive" has saved thousands of lives?
No.
All remember lĺtens pace and can provide perfect heart massage.
Do you want to see? Well, I gotta find your heart.
It is to the right. It's very rare.
- Is it? - One in a million.
- How do you know all this? - I am a firefighter.
Well, you're a fireman?
You firefighter I show you something?
- Should I conjure some for you? - Gladly.
Should I blow away your wedding ring a little while?
Okay.
Wedding ring. Napkin.
We pack it in. And find a lighter.
Now you have to follow. This is something for you.
Join now.
- So... then we can go home to me. - Yes.
Absolutely incredible. I have hört-
- that mass of men are unfaithful when their woman is pregnant.
Okay.
- Is it fact? - Yes, it was in Dagbladet.
It was over 70%. Up to 78%.
Admit that you wanted to be with a young, fresh girl.
- There I was too cowardly then. - Wrong answer.
- I heard it when I said it. - I understand you.
It was a long time ago, I understand that you are craving about to dip & apos; s.
Then when we say "dip & apos; s"?
- Meaningless talks. - Really.
Why can not you admit that you have been horny on young people at work?
- Some beautiful girls. - In IT there are no beautiful girls.
People will notice there. A courier, someone as baking vĺfflor on Fridays?
Why blĺnekar you? I think you've done it.
I see it in your eyes that you have done it.
Stop!
I'm sorry. Kristin, I'm sorry.
Now, you went too far. You went shitload of line!
Kristin, do not go. We laugh about it tomorrow.
- Laugh yourself, your shit! - Come back, Kristin.
Kristin, come on then. Kristin!
Kristin, come on.
- What happened? - It was not my fault.
Come on, then. Kristin!
- But hey. Are you here? - We have escaped.
- Why? - Dad and Frida brĺkar.
- Come in, then. Did you come here by themselves? - Yes.
Take of you, my darling. You, old woman.
It was an evening in...
June!
Then the summer was like...
Best.
Are you with me?
- Dad! - Hey, Dad!
It was stupid that you heard us argue that.
- It's okay. - Can we open, Dad?
- Open? Obviously. Come on. - Would you like a glass of wine, Hĺkon?
Yes please.
So.
Wow, look at him. Skilled.
- Maybe you should kiss a little? - No, we're probably not there.
- Maybe kiss to kiss? - What did you say?
Tok-Jens. It goes probably not.
I thought we make it easy. The four of us celebrate Christmas together.
Just us four.
That makes the kids so happy.
- Maybe it was not so smart. - I do not know.
- We'll talk about it with Christmas since. - Yes.
Hey, hey.
So. Good day.
- Then you'll have so very cozy. - No, you should go in with.
- No, Jens, I will not. - You'll come inside.
- Come in. I have done vĺfflor. - Come in, she says.
- It would be nice. - No, I gotta go.
Come on in! Come on in!
- Can not you come in for a minute? - Okay, I'm coming in a little swing.
- Jippi! - Good. Come on.
You know what we should do? We'll play "Idiot", Jens.
I win. I will win and you will be an idiot!
- It smells good. - It was really good vĺfflor.
Just come in and sit down.
Thank goodness!
There are good. Then it's my turn. So.
That was not totally supportive. But I can take anyway?
Tu r.
- If you put on... - So? "
- I have exactly the same. - Do not look at my cards.
Where I save lives!
I will not watch. You keep them so...
Look away only.
- Do you play together or? - No, we just...
NO!
- No, it's not you. - No, it was Emma's turn, I think.
- Before she hung up a ten. - Now I did not understand.
On tian it is she who puts back.
Vĺfflorna are fantastic.
Now it's your turn.
Now you can put what you have shown.
- So there. - Good.
Did you know that the king of hearts is the only king that does not have a beard?
- Jens? - Can you take it?
Now you make it hard for your dad. But good for me. Thanks for that.
Good for Frida. Are you friends? Do you have become best friends?
I heard you and Hĺkon had talked about Christmas.
Yes, we talked about Christmas. It did.
You are most welcome here.
- Yes, it's very cozy. - Yes. Would not that cozy?
- Only we five. - You do not arrange anything.
- I can handle it all. It is so cozy. - No, look. Is it bad card?
- Dad, you're a fool. - I lost.
- I knew it! - The loser gets a tröstvĺffla.
Not you, I get.
You, that on Christmas Eve sounded all wrong.
I can not take more.
The children are with me on Christmas Eve and with you next year.
- This is of course great. - No, that's not good.
- I do not play pretend family. - You may well be flexible for the kids?
You sulking when I stressed to make it a little nice.
Take a fucking tröstvĺffla then!
- Stop! Are you totally sick in the head? - Should I say what is sick?
Adults with gnomes on China for it's December!
Release! Release! Please, take it easy now.
Do not you see how hard it is?
- What is so hard for you? - I have so many to consider.
- You, Frida, children - everyone! - Do you respect me?
Yes, and I do the best I can. You have only yourself to think about.
You feel so sorry for yourself. I encounter no förstĺelse all!
We five could have gotten it really nice on Christmas Eve
-if you could adapt a little.
Cozy? Cozy? Cosy !! Cosy!
Is that the only word you can here? You, you fucking julkung!
I'll tell you one thing. Christmas is not cozy!
Christmas should be fun!
NO!
Hey, Frida.
Hĺkon... merry Christmas.
Emma? Jens? Come here little.
Stand beside me here. So. Okay, I'll conjure for you?
Join us then. Hocus, pocus... hey, Filiokus!
Nice?
Text: Thomas Jansson Scandinavian Text Service 2015